As we've learned before, my subconscious is a bitch. So last night I had a dream. I'm in bed with a guy (unknown guy, I think I made him up, lol), we're both in our underwear and I'm thinking I'll be getting some. Or, more like it, he's thinking that. So we make out but I keep rolling off of him! WTF?! See? I don't even want to do it in my dreams!
But I have a pretty good idea what happened. See, in pure desperation I watched "Sex Inspectors" before falling asleep. It's a British show about couples having sex issues and two experts help them solve them. So now my subconscious is trying to deal with other people's issues too!
I think I should try watching some proper porn instead of this pseudo-scientific crap. Maybe then I'd be able to have some nice wet dreams, straight ones, that is. God knows I've had enough of girl-on-girl ones. TMI? Well, as Blogging Goddess would say, it's my fucking blog!
But I have a pretty good idea what happened. See, in pure desperation I watched "Sex Inspectors" before falling asleep. It's a British show about couples having sex issues and two experts help them solve them. So now my subconscious is trying to deal with other people's issues too!
I think I should try watching some proper porn instead of this pseudo-scientific crap. Maybe then I'd be able to have some nice wet dreams, straight ones, that is. God knows I've had enough of girl-on-girl ones. TMI? Well, as Blogging Goddess would say, it's my fucking blog!
4 spoke back:
Never TMI, Krissie. Never ;)
And sex inspectors and such? Meant to solve people's issues, but to me it seems all they do is make perfectly happy people (the viewers) feel blah about their own sex lives.
Bel
I had a Girl Girl dream once about an asian chick. It was really life like and I was like "HOLY SHIT!" the next day. It's one of the dreams that I never forget.
And no silly :) just like bel said, never TMI
Yeah, you hos are probably longing for the dirty details... :D
Who are we kidding?
Please, the details already!!
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