Tuesday 1 January 2008

Happy New Year!



I spent New Year's Eve watching "The Return of the King" and chatting with WFW and Doc. And it went something like this:

31.12.2007 22:55:47 Kris frodo's letting go of ring
31.12.2007 22:55:55 WFW yes he is
31.12.2007 22:56:00 Kris nope
31.12.2007 22:56:04 Kris changed his mind
31.12.2007 22:56:14 Doc stoopid Frodo!
31.12.2007 22:56:18 Doc i hated him!
31.12.2007 22:56:23 Kris putting it on!!!
31.12.2007 22:57:26 Kris Gollum took the ring! oh no!
31.12.2007 22:57:36 Kris He ate Frodo's finger!
31.12.2007 22:57:49 Kris What will happen? What??!
31.12.2007 22:57:50 Doc Frodo finger food!
31.12.2007 22:57:58 Kris Ahahahhahahhaahhahaahhahahhaha!
31.12.2007 22:58:00 Doc lamo@Brat
31.12.2007 22:58:08 WFW LMAO
31.12.2007 22:58:10 Doc hmm hmm good
31.12.2007 22:58:14 WFW Thanks for the play by play
31.12.2007 22:58:23 Kris Die, bitch, die!!!
31.12.2007 22:58:35 Kris mmm Aragorn kicks ass!
31.12.2007 22:58:47 Kris Goluum falling down in slow motion!
31.12.2007 22:58:50 WFW *happy sigh*
31.12.2007 22:58:51 Kris The world is saved!
31.12.2007 22:59:00 Kris (Reminds me a lot of terminator 2)
31.12.2007 22:59:30 Kris The ring melting... much like Arnie...
31.12.2007 22:59:42 Kris Sam saving the love of his life...
31.12.2007 22:59:47 Kris Who said that??
31.12.2007 22:59:53 Kris FRIEND, I meant FRIEND!
31.12.2007 23:00:03 Kris Eye dies in terrible pain!
31.12.2007 23:00:13 Kris REJOICE!
31.12.2007 23:00:36 Doc fun way to watch LOTR
31.12.2007 23:00:41 Doc thanks Kris
31.12.2007 23:00:51 Kris Like listening to radio-drama
31.12.2007 23:01:03 WFW LMAO
31.12.2007 23:01:06 Kris KA-BOOM!
31.12.2007 23:01:13 Doc good ol' time
31.12.2007 23:01:35 Kris yay
31.12.2007 23:01:42 Kris all explodes
31.12.2007 23:01:44 Kris the end
31.12.2007 23:02:01 Kris except now they're gonna be ending it for half an hour
31.12.2007 23:02:10 Doc lol
31.12.2007 23:02:15 WFW THAT IS NOT THE END!
31.12.2007 23:02:21 Doc hahahahahahahha
31.12.2007 23:02:29 Doc Kris is a movie editor
31.12.2007 23:02:35 WFW Apparently
31.12.2007 23:02:43 Doc cut the crap out and keep the goodies
31.12.2007 23:02:46 Kris IT'S DONE, says frodo.
31.12.2007 23:02:52 Kris It's over now, says Sam.
31.12.2007 23:02:57 Kris THE FUCKING END
31.12.2007 23:03:00 WFW LMAO
31.12.2007 23:03:01 Kris Jackson fucked it
31.12.2007 23:03:06 WFW NOT THE END BEEYOTCH!
31.12.2007 23:03:10 Doc Chris Daughtry says it's not over
31.12.2007 23:03:16 WFW It ended just as it was supposed to
31.12.2007 23:03:16 Kris Mmm Daughtry.
31.12.2007 23:03:25 WFW If it had ended there, people would have been pissed
31.12.2007 23:03:29 WFW me included
31.12.2007 23:03:33 Kris Gandalf's fireworks!, says frodo
31.12.2007 23:03:36 Doc I WOULD'VE BEEN PISSED
31.12.2007 23:03:43 Kris Gandald celebrates new year too
31.12.2007 23:03:46 Kris apparently
31.12.2007 23:03:48 WFW Rosie Cotton dancin...
31.12.2007 23:03:49 Doc hahahahha
31.12.2007 23:04:03 Kris Frodo hugs Sam.
31.12.2007 23:04:05 WFW That's when I started to cry
31.12.2007 23:04:09 Kris sex scene edited out
31.12.2007 23:04:20 Doc where's the sex!
31.12.2007 23:04:28 Doc where's the love!
31.12.2007 23:04:29 Kris wait for director's cut, x rated
31.12.2007 23:04:33 WFW Rosie Cotton dancin...If ever I were to marry someone, it would've been her. It would've been her!
31.12.2007 23:04:36 WFW *cries*
31.12.2007 23:04:47 WFW Do not taint my hobbits
31.12.2007 23:04:47 Kris Sam's gay, cut it out
31.12.2007 23:04:54 WFW they are STRAIGHT!
31.12.2007 23:05:02 Kris not to mention MERRY and PIPPIN
31.12.2007 23:05:05 Doc HA HA HA HA H AH AHAHA
31.12.2007 23:05:06 WFW I won't be able to watch the movie anymore if they are gay!
31.12.2007 23:05:09 WFW It will ruin it!
31.12.2007 23:05:10 Kris Merry means GAY for fucks sake
31.12.2007 23:05:13 WFW Nooooooooooooo
31.12.2007 23:05:16 Doc GAY LOTR
31.12.2007 23:05:19 WFW hobbits are straight!
31.12.2007 23:05:24 Kris Big Bird carries frodo
31.12.2007 23:05:30 Kris yes, the sesame street's big bird
31.12.2007 23:05:31 WFW LMAO
31.12.2007 23:05:34 WFW Big Bird
31.12.2007 23:05:38 WFW ahahahahahaha
31.12.2007 23:05:44 WFW Are you watching the high version?
31.12.2007 23:05:50 Kris they ran out of puppets
31.12.2007 23:05:53 Kris borrowed a few
31.12.2007 23:05:55 WFW We should be Skyping
31.12.2007 23:05:55 Doc what sex scene do you think they cut out?
31.12.2007 23:06:03 WFW so we can talk to each other, lol
31.12.2007 23:06:07 Kris we should be, honey, we should be
31.12.2007 23:06:15 Doc <== no skype
31.12.2007 23:06:25 WFW I want to hear drunk Kris try to speak English, lol
31.12.2007 23:06:31 Doc hahahahahaha
31.12.2007 23:06:32 Kris Merry and pippin jumping into bed with frodo!
31.12.2007 23:06:36 Kris A-HA!
31.12.2007 23:06:40 Doc hahahahahahahaha
31.12.2007 23:06:46 Kris Not making it up!
31.12.2007 23:06:48 WFW Words slurring
31.12.2007 23:06:54 WFW They did!
31.12.2007 23:06:54 Kris And gandalf, old perv, is watchg!
31.12.2007 23:06:58 WFW They jumped in!
31.12.2007 23:06:58 Doc i'm sure it's hot
31.12.2007 23:07:06 WFW lol
31.12.2007 23:07:08 Kris now legolas and aragorn come and join
31.12.2007 23:09:23 Kris Aragorn sings a gay song.
31.12.2007 23:10:29 Kris Arwen comes.
31.12.2007 23:10:37 WFW ahahahahaahha
31.12.2007 23:10:37 Kris Accompanied by only ONE agent Smith.
31.12.2007 23:10:44 WFW are we still commentating?
31.12.2007 23:10:47 Kris Easy to take, just one.
31.12.2007 23:10:48 WFW LMFAO
31.12.2007 23:11:01 WFW When I saw him in the first one I couldn't stop giggling for a while
31.12.2007 23:11:07 Kris hahahahahhahaha
31.12.2007 23:11:17 WFW and I was in the THEATER
31.12.2007 23:11:20 WFW ahahahahahahahahaa
31.12.2007 23:11:22 Kris AHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!
31.12.2007 23:11:31 WFW "It's Smith! Ahahahahahaha!"
31.12.2007 23:11:31 Kris Gay hobbits bow like one.
31.12.2007 23:11:35 WFW I had to compose myself
31.12.2007 23:11:45 Kris An aragorn says: YOU BOW TO NO ONE!
31.12.2007 23:11:59 Kris (cuz someone might jump 'em from behind)
31.12.2007 23:12:03 Kris So obviously gay.
31.12.2007 23:12:08 WFW lol
31.12.2007 23:12:15 Kris Frodo cries like a girl.
31.12.2007 23:12:17 Kris The end.
31.12.2007 23:12:25 WFW not quite
31.12.2007 23:12:31 WFW and it's more Sam crying like a bitch
31.12.2007 23:12:33 Kris OMG! IT. NEVER. ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31.12.2007 23:12:38 WFW ahahahahahahahaah
31.12.2007 23:14:41 Kris HA! Sam marries cover chick.
31.12.2007 23:15:09 Kris And Pippin The Gay catches the flowers!
31.12.2007 23:15:40 WFW ahahahaahahaha
31.12.2007 23:15:46 WFW PIPPIN THE GAY?
31.12.2007 23:15:49 Kris not making stuff up.
31.12.2007 23:15:52 Kris just ...
31.12.2007 23:15:55 Kris interpreting it
31.12.2007 23:16:02 Kris sp??
31.12.2007 23:16:09 WFW ahahahahahahahah
31.12.2007 23:16:09 Kris Pippin the gay
31.12.2007 23:16:11 WFW no
31.12.2007 23:16:16 WFW just that you called him that
31.12.2007 23:16:18 WFW lol
31.12.2007 23:16:21 WFW poor hobbits
31.12.2007 23:16:47 Kris and I'm not even drunk
31.12.2007 23:16:58 Kris Imagine me high watching it for real
31.12.2007 23:17:11 WFW LMAO
31.12.2007 23:17:14 WFW I can!
31.12.2007 23:17:28 Kris hahhahaha
31.12.2007 23:18:30 Kris Bilbo leaves.
31.12.2007 23:19:10 WFW Oh see I was wrong before then
31.12.2007 23:19:15 Kris Is it end ALREADY? NOOOOO!
31.12.2007 23:19:17 WFW Sam is going to cry like a bitch SOON
31.12.2007 23:19:20 WFW but not yet
31.12.2007 23:19:23 WFW Nope, not over
31.12.2007 23:19:32 WFW Damn you, you will not bad mouth LOTR!
31.12.2007 23:19:40 Kris Who's bad mouthig it?
31.12.2007 23:19:48 Kris I BROUGHT it to you!
31.12.2007 23:19:51 Kris via MSN!
31.12.2007 23:20:17 WFW You're right
31.12.2007 23:20:20 WFW Thank you Krissie
31.12.2007 23:20:22 WFW thank you
31.12.2007 23:20:25 Kris Youre welcome.
31.12.2007 23:20:31 Kris I do what i can.
31.12.2007 23:20:34 Kris As always.
31.12.2007 23:20:40 WFW I know you do
31.12.2007 23:20:45 Kris Sam tearing up...
31.12.2007 23:20:53 Kris So far like agirl...
31.12.2007 23:21:06 Kris Turning into a bitch any second now...
31.12.2007 23:21:17 Kris Merry cries but he's openly gay
31.12.2007 23:21:33 Kris Hugs frodo with one arm and cups him with other
31.12.2007 23:22:38 Kris Frodo kisses Sam. Case closed.
31.12.2007 23:33:54 Kris aaaaaaand LOTR ENDS!
31.12.2007 23:33:58 Kris NOOOW!
31.12.2007 23:34:00 WFW LMAO

4 spoke back:

Anonymous said...

Slash writer you!

Krissie said...

Am not!!

Anonymous said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!!!!
2008 has such a nicer ring than 2007, I think we have a winner there... 2008 will be great! I wish all the best, everything you wish for and more!
Health, Love, Happiness and MONEY!!! BIG BUCKS!!!
oh and many things or people to LYNCH, on can't have a good year without some massive LYNCHing!
LYNCH!! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
HAppy New Year 2008!
I LOVE YOU BRAT!

Krissie said...

Thanks, Doc, may 2008 bring you as much LYNCHing as you wish! Happy new one!