Insults

~Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

~Don't believe everything you think.

~Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need.

~Shhh... that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

~If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

~You're not yourself today... I noticed the improvement immediately.

~Don't let your mind wander... It's too small to be let out on it's own.

~Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

~I hear you changed your mind at last... What did you do with the diaper?

Thank you, Nic! Did you know that these work just as well in Croatian?