My sister was quite sick, you know, high temperature, runny nose, headache... and now I think I'm down with it. I can't stop sneezing and my head is killing. Could it have something to do with staring at the screen a lot? Nah... Then my mom fried some sausages and the smell almost made me puke. Yuck. They tasted all right though.
I'm freezing. I guess sumer is officially over. That sucks.
So last night I made myself a ham-cheese sandwich and my sister, seeing me eat it, decides she wants one too. Actually, she wants two. I hop off to the kitchen to make it. And I cut the ham with a knife and it's well smoked so it's hard to cut it really thin and I also cut the cheese really thin (we don't buy that fancy slices of anything, not bread, not cheese, not salami...). So I make her the sandwiches and bring them on a trey and she takes one look at them and says: That bread is from yesterday. And I say it's not. But she says she could tell. And I have to fight the urge to hit her real hard. So I just reach out my hand as if I'm gonna take the trey and take it back to the kitchen but then she goes: No, no. I'll eat it. And then after she was finished she says: It really was today's bread. No shit, Sherlock. Sometimes she just drives me crazy.
I'm freezing. I guess sumer is officially over. That sucks.
So last night I made myself a ham-cheese sandwich and my sister, seeing me eat it, decides she wants one too. Actually, she wants two. I hop off to the kitchen to make it. And I cut the ham with a knife and it's well smoked so it's hard to cut it really thin and I also cut the cheese really thin (we don't buy that fancy slices of anything, not bread, not cheese, not salami...). So I make her the sandwiches and bring them on a trey and she takes one look at them and says: That bread is from yesterday. And I say it's not. But she says she could tell. And I have to fight the urge to hit her real hard. So I just reach out my hand as if I'm gonna take the trey and take it back to the kitchen but then she goes: No, no. I'll eat it. And then after she was finished she says: It really was today's bread. No shit, Sherlock. Sometimes she just drives me crazy.
6 spoke back:
You can't go wrong with sausage.... did you know that Viral Hemorrhagic Fever (including Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever)usually begins with flu-like symptoms? Think about it.
I'm thinking about menstrual pains this weekend.
I'll think about ebola in a few days.
I got a salami right here for ya baby! It's in my PANTS!!!
Sisters can be like that.
Subtle, Dyck, really subtle.
LL, speaking from experience?
Yes, i am.
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