Friday, 30 November 2007

On A Dating Site

Boy_For_Sex: Hey, what's up?
Me: Hey, nothing much. Btw, I'm not for sex.
... *crickets*

For_Your_Dreamy_Eyes: What do you like? What do you want? I'll be your Santa! ;)
Me: BOOKS! Can you bring me books??!
... *crickets*

6 spoke back:

Van said...

AHahahahhaha I want books too!

Have a good weekend :)

Anonymous said...

I love your comebacks :D

Sgt said...

Maybe you should just change your screen name on the site to "Axe_Murderer".

At least then the crickets come without the extra typing.

Krissie said...

Aww, thanks, Belle! And you too, Vannie!

Or I'd just encourage even bigger weirdos to contact me, Sgt. (But good to hear from you, you know, make sure you're alive.)

darth sardonic said...

hahaha krissie that is funny. what will you do on the day when someone says, "books? fucking sweet! what ones you like?" or "what are you here for then? we could talk about whatever"?

Krissie said...

Actually, there's one guy who, after a few of my smart-ass remarks, said: You're interesting, not like everyone else.
See? There are those who can handle me. I talk to them.