Laurence F. Olivier

Laurence Fucking Olivier! Yes, that's what "F" stands for! He almost killed me today. In our Introduction to Literature class we had to watch "Hamlet" today. So I was thinking, ok, Kenneth Brannagh in tights... not the best thing to look at but Kate Winslet is a gorgeous Ophelia, all curvy and luscious (yep, I have a thing for Kate Winslet)... or even Mel Gibson in tights, I could live with that but noooo... Our professor had to choose the oldest and longest and most boring "Hamlet"-movie E V E R ... I swear, the parts of my body I never knew existed ached! People were actually sleeping! I was sincerely afraid Maja would fall out of her chair at one point! I'm still in pain...