Long story short, boiling oil exploded all over my kitchen (not an exaggeration) and burned my arm.
Me: If you look closely, this burn looks like a tank.
Him: ....
Me: Well all right, it's not exactly Rorschach...
Him: Haha, I did actually think of Rorschach as you said it.
Me: I knew you would.
Him: *implied facepalm* I'm so professionally deformed...
Me: If you look closely, this burn looks like a tank.
Him: ....
Me: Well all right, it's not exactly Rorschach...
Him: Haha, I did actually think of Rorschach as you said it.
Me: I knew you would.
Him: *implied facepalm* I'm so professionally deformed...
2 spoke back:
must have been a bitch to clean! YIKES!
Bitch doesn't even begin to cover it.
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