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- All shrimp are born as Kris, but gradually mature into females.
- Kris can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
- You share your birthday with Kris.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Kris.
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Kris.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Kris and water!
- It can take Kris several days to move just through one tree.
- Kris is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Kris, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Kris can not!
4 spoke back:
"Kris is actually a mammal, not a fish"
good for you ;)
I would say that is a good thing
Especially since I cannot swim.
I would fail as a fish epically.
"A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Kris can not!"
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE READ THIS YEAR!!!!
*dying with laughters*
What's your take on THAT one, Brat!
It's the truest true.
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