Thursday, 24 April 2008

What Is Your Battle Cry?

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, running amidst the plains! It is KRISSIE, hands clutching a burning branch! She screams thunderously:

"I'm going to fuck you with such wanton cruelty, you will wake up from the Matrix!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Running over the tundra, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Kristina! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to hump you so forcibly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"

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Apparently, it's good I'm not having sex cuz I'd hurt people with it and make them wake up from TV shows and movies. Huh.
Thus spoke Krissie at 13:01

6 spoke back:

david santos said...

Hello, Krissi!
I love it!
Thank you.

24 April 2008 at 16:23
Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Wake you from the Matrix! and X-files!!! AWESOME!!!

me is:

Rampaging out of the mountains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Doc! And she gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!"

25 April 2008 at 06:02
Anonymous said...

I couldn't help myself and did one for our new creepy friend David Santos:

Sprinting along the icy wasteland, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh David Santos! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I lay waste to the landscape until my loins find satisfaction!"

25 April 2008 at 06:04
Krissie said...

And now I think about the satisfaction of David Santos's loins.
Thank you, Doc. Really. Thank you.

25 April 2008 at 08:33
Anonymous said...

whose loins don't need satisfaction?

26 April 2008 at 05:57
Van said...

OMG!
This guy also commented on my blog a couple months ago.
Weird guy...though.
*creepy*

28 April 2008 at 12:49

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