Stop asking about my love life

Have a look at it instead.

Internetless

Well, obviously not entirely, but listen to this.

My boss' laptop gave all it had to give, apparently, and it died last year or so. Therefore, I have no computer at my disposal.

Right now I'm at the reception, charging my iPod and checking e-mail. I figured this would be a great time to upload the first of my video blogs I recorded today. Alas... First, I accidentally turned off the online radio playing at the cafe, playing instead the beginning of my video, for everyone to hear me stuttering in English. ... Yes, FAIL. And then, I started uploading the video to Youboob... which once again turned the radio off. Not enough bandwidth or something. So now I'll have to wait for the end of the shift, or come at ass o'clock in the morning. FML.

I survived a boat ride today! I am not a fan of boats, okay? It's just that there's all that SEA around that's unsettling. But I didn't hurl, and I didn't fall off of it, so I count it as a win. I even have a pic to prove it happened, but only on my cell, because of course, I forgot my camera. LOL

One of my colleagues asked if I'll go out with them tomorrow night. I might.

So long, farewell, Aufwiedersehen, goodbye...

I am off to Krk in an hour.

I've been absent lately, but it's rather time-consuming preparing for 2 months of living away from home. So, sorry about that. I'd say I'll try to be a better friend, but who knows how much Internet time (if any) I'll have, so.

Stay well, have a great summer, and I'll see you when I see you.

♥
Kris

When life gives you lemons...*

...don't you just wanna be somewhere where you can slice them up for cold beverages? Somewhere where random boys flirt with you just because you're the girl with the hand on the beer tap?

Well, I do. I want to be there yesterday.

I am surrounded by morons

#1 Yesterday there was a rerun of the "Jeeves & Wooster" pilot, and as I was watching it, my sister said: "Who is that actor? He looks so familiar!"

#2 I entered the kitchen today and saw our ancient little square fan turned on, but facing the wall. "Why is it facing the wall?", I asked as I turned it around. "Oh," my mother exclaims. "Is that why it's not cooling me? I thought it didn't matter which way it was turned, I figured it blew air both ways."

#3 My sister bought a new mixer with a rotating bowl. Unfortunately, one of the kneader wouldn't fit through the whole because of the plastic in it. I heard raised voices and complaints from the kitchen, so I went over there to investigate. The consensus seemed to be to go back to the store first thing tomorrow morning and demand new kneaders, because these clearly didn't fit. At least, until I pushed the plastic in with the kneader and it clicked.

I touch myself

Because the Internet told me to.





Subtle, Internet, really subtle.

Has anyone seen my youth around?

Today I realised the last three guys that expressed their interest in me sexually were all forty-something divorced men with teenage children.

Who the hell am I and when did I become her?!