Has anyone seen my youth around?

Today I realised the last three guys that expressed their interest in me sexually were all forty-something divorced men with teenage children.

Who the hell am I and when did I become her?!

It's a thin line between Aww end Eww

Think about baby animals.

Think about your childhood stuffed toys.

Think about picking up your favourite purple cow from a box and finding a nest of newborn mice living in the butchered insides of your childhood stuffed toys.

There. Now you know how I feel.