While my womb gently weeps...

Not even 2 months old, and already making international phone calls via Skype (with a little help of her Grandma).

Baby Ema

How is it even possible to be so cute??!

Of things unrelated

I have a beautiful baby niece Ema! Let me show you her!



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I have new footwear! SHINY!



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You know what would look good on that stumpy ankle? A tattoo.


OR


*iz thinking*

Oh, wow, really?

Like, someone wants to have this on their body forever?!

I said "there is nothing that I can do for you that you can't do for yourself." He said "Oh yes you can. Just hold my hand. I think that would help."

It happens when, for the first time, you talk to someone from the other side of the world, and they sound just as dorky and adorable as you pictured them. (I'm looking at you, Lindy!)

It happens when your cousin, who you and your family could barely stand visiting once or twice a year, stops drinking and once again becomes almost a brother you remember from growing up.

It happens when his 6-year-old son, who barely knows you, curls up against you holding your hand as he watches cartoons.

It happens when that boy, asked if he loves his Aunt Dana, says Nooo, points his finger at you and adds, diese ist viel besser (this one is much better). And hey, "'From the mouths of little children..." and all that! :P

My hair. It is asymmetrical.

Ungulates!

I love Maichan because she brings rainbows and ponies into my life! Often combined.




There goes her street cred... :P
To restore it, I must add she also scared the crap out of me with her card that SPEWED A NINJA BUTTERFLYINTO MY FACE! Gaaaaaaah! Scary motherfucker.
I've since scared my Mom, Dad, sister, sister's BF, and an unsuspecting neighbour. MT would be proud - she first send it to Maichan, and it has been passed on. LOL

Not everyone in my family is happy to see a horse, though.
This is Ferdinand trying to chase the horse away.


The horse totally ignored him, so he tried a less subtle approach.

Poor dog, completely unaware of his size and how nonthreatening he is. *pets him*

"I'm okay!" the cake said.

The roof is fixed.

In other news, the glass on the oven door exploded yesterday.